Oil Shortage ???
There are a lot of folks who can't understand.
Why we have an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there is a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California,
and Oklahoma.
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All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
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