There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
• 01. He called everyone "brother".
• 02. He liked Gospel.
• 03. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
• 01. He went into His Father's business.
• 02. He lived at home until he was 33.
• 03. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
• 01. He talked with his hands.
• 02. He had wine with every meal.
• 03. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
• 01. He never cut his hair.
• 02. He walked around barefoot all the time.
• 03. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
• 01. He never got married.
• 02. He was always telling stories.
• 03. He loved green pastures.

But another argument says Jesus was native American:
• 01. He was at peace with nature.
• 02. He ate a lot of fish.
• 03. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
• 01. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
• 02. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
• 03. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

Amen