Top Ten Signs You
Are Too Old To Go Trick Or Treating
 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
09. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
08. You ask for high fiber candy only.
07. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you
lose your balance and fall over.
06. People say, Great Keith Richards mask! and you're not
wearing a mask.
05. When the door opens you yell, Trick or... and can't
remember the rest.
04. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining
orders.
03. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge
your hairpiece.
02. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a
walker.
01. You keep going home to use the restroom!
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