Buy a few Bumperstickers like the one above.....fix them in places besides vehicle bumpers. Try fixing to your doors and windows where they can easily be seen. Other ideas for your sticker sayings....Gun Control Means Never Having to Say I Missed You or Gun Control Means Having a Steady Hand.


Have the kids trace your outline on to the sidewalk in front of your house with their chalk.


Toss some empty shotgun shells around the yard.


Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work boots.


Place the boots on your front porch, along with copies of Guns & Ammo magazine and some back-issues of NRA magazine.


Put several giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.


Scatter different deer or small game bones around for your dogs.


Lastly leave a note on your front door that reads:

Hey Duke,
Big Jim, Slammer, Slim, and I went for more hollow-point ammo. Be Back Soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it. Thank God! It was hard to tell, though, from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em dogs up in the house. Better wait outside. They're kinda spooked.

We be right back,
Bubba