Taxes-Taxes-Taxes
Taxing Everything
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Tax his land
Tax his bed
Tax the table
At which he's fed. |
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Tax his tractor
Tax his mule
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
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Tax his cow
Tax his goat
Tax his pants
Tax his coat.
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Tax his ties
Tax his shirt
Tax his work
Tax his dirt.
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Tax his tobacco
Tax his drink
Tax him if he
Tries to think
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Tax his cigars
Tax his beers
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
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Tax his car
Tax his gas
Find other ways
To tax his ass
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Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
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When he screams and hollers
Then tax him some more
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
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Then tax his coffin
Tax his grave
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
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Put these words
upon his tomb.
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
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When he's gone
Do not relax
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
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