I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for College then High School : drink, party, and be generally irresponsible.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and next.....

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, Until...

You finish off as a Banging Good Time!!!