Christian One Liners

• Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.



• Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.



• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.



• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.



• The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.



• When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.



• People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.



• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.



• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.



• If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.



• God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?



• Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.



• Peace starts with a smile.



• I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?



• A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.



• We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.



• Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.



• Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.



• Don't put a question mark where God put a period.



• Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.



• Forbidden fruits create many jams.



• God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.



• God grades on the cross, not the curve.



• God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'.



• God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.



• He who angers you, controls you!



• If God is your Copilot - swap seats!



• Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty



• The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.



• The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.



• We don't change the message, the message changes us.



• You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to ....... discourage him.



• The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Dear Father: Bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know they need.......Amen!