Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.'

The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'

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The first guy says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?'

The other guy answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'

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The first guy responds, 'Sure and begorra, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?'

The other guy says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.'

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The first guy says, 'Faith it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?'

The other guy answers, 'Well, now, I went to St. Mary's, of course.'

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The first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other guy answers, 'Well, now, I graduated in 1964.'

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The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self.'

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender, walks over to Vicky, shakes his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight. The Murphy twins are drunk again!!'