I was talking to an older relative about my concerns that I had gained to many extra pounds this past year.

They told me that I should not worry, then explained their reason:

We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads.

So I decided I'm not fat--I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me!!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!