A Blonde's Year in Review
Things the Blond Did in the Past 12 Months
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels but 'duh' bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911.....'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
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