Why The Easter Bunny Always Waves
A man is driving along a highway and sees the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting him, but unfortunately The Bunny being surprised jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the Easter Bunny. Much to his dismay, the Easter Bunny is dead. The driver worries that no one will get their Easter Eggs and feels so awful and upset he begins to cry.
A woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the The Easter Bunny and killed him!"
The woman says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the Bunny.
The Easter Bunny suddenly jumps up, smiles and waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the Easter Bunny stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
This is bad!
You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....
You can still delete it
You know you're gonna be sorry
Last chance
OK, here it is
It says: Hair Spray -- Restores life to dead Hair and adds a Permanent Wave.
You know Hare = Rabbit = Bunny..........Ok Ok Don't Kill the Messenger!!!!

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